Category Archives: Celebrity Penis

The Bizarre Story of John Wayne Bobbitt’s Severe Penis Injury then Enlargement

Over 22 years ago, John Wayne Bobbitt made headlines all over the world when his ex-wife Lorena Bobbitt sliced off his penis with a kitchen knife. The entire world was wondering what would happen to his manhood. Was what she did even worse than death, the debate raged on. His wife accused him of both physical and mental abuse in order to defend herself in court. She basically pleaded temporary insanity, and it worked, because the charges were dropped and John Wayne Bobbit’s penis was reattached. They then split. But this bizarre story does not end there. John was able to… Read More »

Donald Trump Guarantees Americans That Despite Marco Rubio’s Comments His Penis Size is Not a Problem

Well, there you have it. In case anyone was really concerned about presidential candidate Donald Trump’s penis size, after Marco Rubio’s comments, he literally guaranteed us that is not a problem at last night’s Fox News Republican Presidential debate. Phew! Every so often, the discussion of penis size hits mainstream news and naturally we could not be more delighted. This entire situation began to unfold when Trump’s rival (or one of them anyway) implied that since Donald Trump has small hands, perhaps his penis is just as small. I know what a lot of you are thinking. This has no place… Read More »

Hillary Clinton Has Not Seen Lenny Kravitz Penis Yet, But Will “Check it Out”

Hillary Clinton is running for president and is currently looking like the Democratic frontrunner. When candidates run for president, they tend to do and say things to make them appear more presidential. However in recent years, this isn’t always the case. Candidates find themselves trying to pander to the younger people vote. This seems to be what Hillary Clinton is attempting when agreeing to sit down for an interview with Leah Dunham for Funny or Die. For those who don’t know, Lena Dunham is the often polarizing start of HBO’s hit show “Girls”. Dunham conducted the interview as content for… Read More »

Lenny Kravitz Penis on Full Display Due to Wardrobe Malfunction

Lenny Kravitz’ penis was the latest celebrity penis to become a viral sensation earlier this week. It all went down during a live performance when he crouched down and split the front side of his leather pants. Talk about a wardrobe malfunction to rival Janet Jackson. There is some good news for him though, his penis was actually generally well received by the internet penis enthusiast community (unlike LeBron James’ penis). None the less, Lenny’s team immediately got started on trying to scrub the internet of this photo, siting a “human rights violation”. Seems a little ignorant to call that… Read More »

LeBron James Flashes His Penis to 18.5 Million Viewers

LeBron James penis was on national TV for a spilt second during the ABC broadcast of Game 4 of the 2015 NBA Finals. If you blinked you missed it. But of course in this age of social media and blogs it has been all over the web ever since. Did you miss it? Are you wondering what King James’ penis looks like? Don’t worry, we have you covered. We will also give you a quick rundown on how some of the top gossip and entertainment blogs are reacting to the flash of the crown jewels. DISCLAIMER: WARNING, FOLLOWING VIDEO IS… Read More »