Hacked Sony Emails: Producer Has Michael Fassbender Penis Envy

michael-fassbender-penis-sizeUnless you have been living under a rock you probably know that Sony Pictures was recently hacked. Hackers managed to made off with a large amount of emails which included comments about a range of stars like Angelina Jolie, Kevin Hart, President Obama and many, many more. Needless to say the content of a lot of these emails is funny for us to read but has been a public relations nightmare for Sony executives.

One of the emails was particularly embarrassing for the person who wrote it, but flattering for the Michael Fassbender. You may know him from his role as Magneto in X-Men: Days of Future Past. According to the email, which was written by Sony producer Michael De Luca, his penis size is no match for Fassbender’s.

He said “makes you feel bad to have normal sized male genitalia.”

Pretty serious penis envy right there. There is a good chance this quote was taken out of context and he was kidding. But there is truth to every good joke or it wouldn’t be this funny.

Oh well at least he is normal size. But it brings up the question, just how big is this guy? I guess he has no need for an enlargement device or male enhancement pills… or then again, perhaps that is how he got that big. We may never know for sure.