LeBron James penis was on national TV for a spilt second during the ABC broadcast of Game 4 of the 2015 NBA Finals. If you blinked you missed it. But of course in this age of social media and blogs it has been all over the web ever since. Did you miss it? Are you wondering what King James’ penis looks like? Don’t worry, we have you covered. We will also give you a quick rundown on how some of the top gossip and entertainment blogs are reacting to the flash of the crown jewels.
DISCLAIMER: WARNING, FOLLOWING VIDEO IS GRAPHIC. IT CONTAINS LEBRON JAMES PENIS!
I must say, the article on TMZ Sports was overall respectful. I am guessing they didn’t want to get too opinionated with such a powerful figure involved. After all, LeBron seems like a great person. We on the other hand are in the penis business. At a first glance, we must say, our staff was taken aback a bit and not in a good way when it comes to penis size. I guess you can say we expected more from a man of his stature.
Maybe it is just because we think he can (and should) be bigger than what we saw flash on our screens. After all, your penis size is NOT set in stone and he has all the money in the world to try all kinds of effective enlargement products. However, penis enlargement is all about being happy with your size, not about what others think. If he is happy with his penis size, then the truth is, LeBron doesn’t need any kind of penis enlargement. But who are we to judge, he is a happily married man, and maybe his wife likes her penises average size.
While you think our opinion may be a tad harsh, it is NOTHING compared to how Media Take Out reacted to seeing LeBron James penis. They were straight up disrespectful! Running a headline that was totally uncalled for.
LEBRON JAMES ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSES HIS EGGPLANT . . . ON NATIONAL TV . . . AND HIS THANG IS TINY . . . BRON GOT A T*****R DICK!!
For those of you who don’t know, eggplant is Instagram slang for penis. Media Take Out has a reputation of being one of the most low-brow tabloid blogs in the world, they are always trying to create controversy with shocking headlines like this. Why should we even be surprised that they took a pot-shot at the world’s greatest basketball player (and personality in our opinion). This is what they do!
There is a silver lining to this story. Throughout the 2016 NBA Finals, X4 Labs is running a sale on all of their penis enlargement extender packages. Although, truth be told, we are huge fans of King James. And if he wanted a penis extender device, we would gladly arrange to get him one free of charge. All he has to do is contact us and we will have an X4 Labs Extreme Ultimate Edition shipped out to him right away. And as always, all X4 Labs transactions and shipping methods are 100% discreet and secure.
Think about how good he is at staying committed and training for basketball. We think he would be just as good at penile traction therapy…
Your move LeBron!